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Overheard around 10 pm, between Lola and her father:

Greg: Hey, do you have any candy?

Lola: I might. But I'm not gonna GIVE you any.

Greg: I was planning to pay you. What do you have?

Lola: M&M's, Hershey's Kisses, Rollos, Swedish Fish, and those things that have the caramel inside and chocolate on the outside...oh, yeah--Werthers!

Greg: I'll give you a dollar for the M&M's.

Lola: A dollar! I'd rather eat 'em myself. It'll cost you 2.



Afternoon:

Lola: We have a new vending machine at school with "healthy" snacks in it. It has apple juice, orange juice, Powerade, and some weird lemon water. There were only six lemon waters, so everyone was fighting over it. Of course, I got one. It cost a dollar. I sold it for two.